The conversation started out innocently enough,
Tom and I were discussing the new series on T.V. and he mentioned that he was recording Ordinary Family next week, a show about a family that acquires superpowers and that one of the actors in the show was from The Shield.
We were chatting via gChat and I wanted to respond that I never saw The Shield, but it came out a bit like this:
me: never say the shield
him: ok, the defensive piece of arm-worn armor. At first I was very confused, then I read what I had actually written
me: LOL I mean, never SAW the shield
me: though... if you go around calling it that
me: have you seen The Defensive Piece of Arm-Worn Armour?And then I got a brief flash of genuis
me: let's come up with names of shows
him: for today's shows?
me: yeah So below is a list of alternate show titles that we came up with. Can you figure out the shows? Make some of your own ones up as well (
NOTE::: answers at bottom of post).
1. The Ragged Edge of a Fabric
2. We Absolutely Do Not Know Where We Are Or Where We Are Going
3. Collective Parts That Make Up a Skeleton
4. Exclamation Of Scientific Achievement!
5. A Group of People Sharing a Common Interest
6. To Throw
7. Speak in Untruths to My Person
8. The Home of Royalty
9. Somewhat Less Than Three Male Individuals
10. Insane Males
11. Gotcha!
12. Young Lady Tells Stories Behind Other People's Backs
13. Uncolored Neck Wrapping
14. The United States has Individuals with Above Average Abilities
15. The Dwelling has Reached Capacity
16. A Day
17. Persons Distinguished By Exceptional Courage and Nobility and Strength
18. Extreme Happiness
19. Consciousnesses Intent On Breaking The Law
20. Feline City
21. Entrances into a Yard
22. Women Who Have Lost Hope in Taking Care of the Home
23. The Male Ruler of multiple Female Rulers (or Ruler's Wives)
24. Bloodsucker's Journal
25. A Quick Leap Towards the Front
26. The 22nd Letter of the Alphabet
27. Archie's Rich Girlfriend from the 4th Rock From the Sun
28. Unwanted Grass
29. Honest Fluid that Circulates the Heart
30. The Mother of Samuel in the 41st State
31. A Place of Dwelling
32. Older Male Sibling
33. A Black and White Structural Makeup of an Organism
34. The State of Rearing Children
35. A Notification of Fire Damage to Skin
36. A Singular Plant on an Elevated Land
37. The Occurrences that Led to My Getting to Know the One Who Gave Birth to You
38. One Who Works With A Craftsman For A Number of Years to Learn the Trade
39. A Beverly Hills Zipcode
40. A Hypothesis Regarding A Loud Sound
41. Performing Body Movements With Stellar Bodies
42. Siblings
43. A Male who is Dedicate to His Unit of Relations
44. The largest One of Which Has Not Found Something
45. A Place of Work
46. Evening on The Night Before Sunday Performed Without Time-Delay
47. One who Did Not Die
48. A Present Group of Individuals of Common Ancestry
49. Articles of Clothing Worn By Doctors
50. The Weather Is Always Lovely In The City of Brotherly Love
Answers: 1. Fringe ~ 2. Lost ~ 3. Bones ~ 4. Eureka ~ 5. Community ~ 6. Chuck ~ 7. Lie to Me ~ 8. Castle ~ 9. Two and a Half Men ~ 10. Mad Men ~ 11. Pscyh ~ 12. Gossip Girl ~ 13. White Collar ~ 14. America's Got Talent ~ 15. Full House ~ 16. 24 ~ 17. Heroes ~ 18. Glee ~ 19. Criminal Minds ~ 20. Cougar Town ~ 21. The Gates ~ 22. Desperate Housewives ~ 23. King of Queens ~ 24. Vampire Diaries ~ 25. FlashForward ~ 26. V ~ 27. Veronica Mars ~ 28. Weeds ~ 29. True Blood ~ 30. Hannah Montana ~ 31. House ~ 32. Big Brother ~ 33. Grey's Anatomy ~ 34. Parenthood ~ 35. Burn Notice ~ 36. One Tree Hill ~ 37. How I Met Your Mother ~ 38. The Apprentice ~ 39. 90120 ~ 40. Big Bang Theory ~ 41. Dancing with the Stars ~ 42. Brothers & Sisters ~ 43. Family Guy ~ 44. The Biggest Loser ~ 45. The Office ~ 46. Saturday Night Live ~ 47. Survivor ~ 48. Modern Family ~ 49. Scrubs ~ 50 Always Sunny in Philadelphia